My Ads

Alrighty… you asked for them. Here’s my original ads that these people responded to. There were a few others before I started forwarding the responses, but I don’t have copies of them anymore. I’ve tried to go through all the responses here on the site and list what ads they came from, so if there’s any that don’t have this listed, they’re either from Cindy’s or Jen’s ads or from one of the really old ones. These are in chronological order.

The first one is the ad Jonn responded to, and the Fluid Master… ewww. The second one, I had listed in the New York City category. I live reasonably close (1.5 hours), and was pondering moving there. It’s the ad that brought me my good friend (though we’ve never met) Heavy Kevvy. The third ad was in the vague category of “Pennsylvania, Other Areas,” so most of the respondents were very far away, and it seems the rest thought I was some kind of freaky goth chick.
The last ad was certainly my favorite — it’s the one that Fritz answered. By this one, you can really tell how irked I was getting with the lame responses. I’m not placing these as examples of what to do or what not to do. These represent me and what I was looking for, and don’t apply to all people. But… it worked!

Lorina’s Ads: Call Me Miss Kensington

Here’s my original ads that these people responded to. Call Me Miss Kensington Note: This picture was changed mid-ad. Female Seeking Male 26 years old, 5’ 5” tall Relationship: Hang Out Body Type: Thin Hair Color: Black Ethnicity: Caucasian Employment: Full-Time Education: College Degree Marital Status: Single Has Children? Doesn’t have children Wants Children? Undecided/Open Smokes? Doesn’t smoke Drinks? Drinks socially Description: Wait, wait, wait! Before […]

Lorina’s Ads: Wit and Sarcasm Out The Wazoo

Here’s my original ads that these people responded to. Wit and Sarcasm Out The Wazoo Female Seeking Male 26 years old, 5’ 5” tall Relationship: Hang Out Body Type: Thin Hair Color: Black Ethnicity: Caucasian Employment: Full-Time Education: College Degree Marital Status: Single Has Children? Doesn’t have children Wants Children? Undecided/Open Smokes? Doesn’t smoke Drinks? Drinks socially Description: Thanks for taking the time to read my […]

Lorina’s Ads: A Nice Little Evil Person

Here’s my original ads that these people responded to. A Nice Little Evil Person Female Seeking Male 26 years old, 5’ 5” tall Relationship: Hang Out Body Type: Thin Hair Color: Black Ethnicity: Caucasian Employment: Full-Time Education: College Degree Marital Status: Single Has Children? Doesn’t have children Wants Children? Undecided/Open Smokes? Doesn’t smoke Drinks? Drinks socially Description: Hi, thanks for taking the time to reading this […]

Lorina’s Ads: In Just Three Easy Steps!

Here’s my original ads that these people responded to. In Just Three Easy Steps! Female Seeking Male 26 years old, 5’ 5” tall Relationship: Hang Out Body Type: Thin Hair Color: Black Ethnicity: Caucasian Employment: Full-Time Education: College Degree Marital Status: Single Has Children? Doesn’t have children Wants Children? Undecided/Open Smokes? Doesn’t smoke Drinks? Drinks socially Description: HERE’S THREE EASY STEPS TO ANSWERING THIS AD!!! 1) […]