Wuh Duh Fuh

Just try to figure out just “wuh the fuh” these people are talking about. A lot of it is in what we have called “Tarzan Speak.” Me Tarzan, you Jane. Some of it is just inopportune typos, but a lot of it just shows a lack of either the ability to write a coherent sentence or proofreading. And before you get on MY case about a typo here or there, there’s a BIG difference between a typo and blatant stupidity. I’m not slapping anyone’s knuckles with a ruler, no one is being forced to sit in the corner with a dunce hat on, I’m just pointing out some goofy mistakes.

The Hangover

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to write lame responses to a personal ad. Date: Sun, 25 Jul 1999 8:48:45 -0700 In response to: Call Me Miss Kensington   Cute morph, Ms. North O’ philly. Well, I usually have alot to say and this does seem kinda lame because I’m hungover. Maybe I’ll try this […]

Wuh Duh Fuh: Jewish Gay

Ok… A typo is forgivable. Everyone does them. But when an e-mail is littered with spelling mistakes, it doesn’t exactly make you want to write them back. And if those typos and spelling errors end up being funny… you get the Jewish Gay. Date: Thu, 22 Jul 1999 8:42:14 -0700 Subject: HELLO In response to: Call […]

Wuh Duh Fuh: No Punctuation Man

Ladies and Gentlemen, Children of all ages… come one, come all… friends, Romans, countrymen, let me your… uh… eyes! What you are about to witness here is an incredible feat defying all laws of the English language. Observe… The Amazing “No Punctuation” Man!!!!! Date: Wed, 29 Sep 1999 12:59:25 -0700 Subject: something about me In […]

Wuh Duh Fuh: Touched Inside

Was there some kind of subliminal message in my ad that stated: “I’m looking for a guy who barely speaks English?” Nooo… It said I was looking for intelligent conversation. Tell me… how much of a conversation can you have with someone who doesn’t speak your language? Date: Sun, 8 Aug 1999 22:04:05 -0700 Subject: […]

Wuh Duh Fuh: King Tut

Some people have said I’m cruel for making fun of these “poor sincere men who write serious e-mails” to me. Right… How the hell am I supposed to take a guy who NEVER met me and wants to fly me to EGYPT seriously? Date: Fri, 30 Jul 1999 11:19:31 -0700 Subject: Ilook for you also […]

Wuh Duh Fuh: Hipper Doofus

Uh… I can’t figure out what this guy is talking about. Even if you read it phonetically, it doesn’t make sense. “Hipper?” I really like my Dew, and I’ve felt “hyper” after drinking it, but I don’t believe it has made me more hip than I was before. In response to: Wit and Sarcasm Out The […]

Wuh Duh Fuh: The Mimbo

Mimbo… you know, male bimbo. Here’s some background info on this one… This dude Chris wrote to Call Me Miss Kensington, and sent a link to his ad. It didn’t give much information, but he was rather good-looking, so (being vain & shallow), I responded…. Here’s excerpts from the exchanges, starting with his second email. how […]

Wuh Duh Fuh: Weedy

Sheesh. Could the spelling be any worse? My advice? Don’t inhale and respond to personal ads. From: weedtwo@_______.com Date: Sun, 3 Oct 1999 16:50:16 -0700 Subject: Well hi there three easy step’s!! In response to: In Three Easy Steps   Hello this is brian and you can read my profile on weedtwo@____ but you’d like to […]