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4th
Grade Mentality
The
first line is enought to make me snarf soda out my nose. "Today,
class, we must use the words 'fun,' 'hobbies,' 'animals,'
and 'cat' in a sentence. You do remember how to spell cat,
don't you? C-A-T. Cat."
Jen:
Hi.
I
am a fourth grader. I have a cat. It is fun. You are exciting.
Let's be friends.
Lorina:
I know it's not fair to make fun of someone's name, but...
Nickolos...
It
just reminds me of a breakfast cereal.
Try
NEW Nickol-os... It's FUN for children of all ages! Inside
every box you'll get a model airplane! (Rubber band not included.)
I
need to drink less caffeine.
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