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Foot
Slave
Aparently,
this guy has not seen Jen's feet. Just kidding, but you'd
think he'd have a little better luck if he responded to ads
in which the women were LOOKING for a little footsie action!
Jen:
Okay, the whack-jobs are finally calling in. On the upside,
I met a few cool chicks online through my ad (at least, they
seem to be chicks). I was majorly bummed, though, to find
out that my first lesbian compliment wasn't a lesbian at all...it
was a MAN named Kelly. Oh well. I got all excited. :)
Lorina:
I don't know, Jen... maybe I have uglier feet than most, but
I can't see why ANYONE would want to put a toe in their mouth.
Toes that walk barefoot all over the house... including the
bathroom. Toes that occasionally step in cat puke... or worse.
Toes that sweat. Toes that get callouses. Toes that get (ewwww)
infected ingrown toenails.
I'd
have to pass on this fella. The risk of possibly choking and
needing mouth-to-mouth resuscitation is just too much for
me to handle.
Now,
the foot massage thing can be pretty nice, but I'd really
like to get to know someone a little before any body parts
get inserted in any orifices.
>
This would be to most relaxing thing,
> especially after work or after a long
> day when your feet are tired.
> If you would like to make me your
> foot slave, please e-mail me back.
Why
do all these guys want to be foot slaves, or sex slaves, or
slaves to our pantyhose? Find me a guy who has a fetish for
doing the dishes or mopping the floor! "Oh, Lorina...
I get so turned on by cleaning the cat box... Let me do it...
PLEASE!!!!!!!"
Ahh...
life would be a dream.
Jen:
Ditto. If he's seen where my feet have been, he wouldn't want
any part of it. Plus, I have monkey toes. The index toe is
longer than my big toe, and they're all slightly curled so
it looks like a generation or two ago, I could have hung upside
down from the trees. No wonder I liked my trapeze on my swingset
so much!
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