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Oh,
this is realistic. The girl looking for platonic friends will
surely drop everything to become the mistress of some guy
from another country. Yeah. That could happen.
Jen:
Lori, I should have taken more French classes. Right now I
have the incredible opportunity to be a mistress to a guy
named "Jacques." Maybe we could pretend he's Jacques
Cousteau and dress him up in a wetsuit as part of foreplay.
C'est magnifique!
Lorina: Seems to me, if he didn't
want to offend anyone with his offer to become his travel-buddy,
perhaps, just perhaps, he would have had better luck only
writing to women who aren't already attached.
And
I am getting so frickin' SICK of these "but I *look*
much younger" people! Just stinkin' admit to your age.
Jeez... if YOU think you need a disclaimer to justify why
you're writing to an ad, why the hell should WE want you?
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