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Reading
Comprehension
Just
READ the friggin' ad!
My
best friend, and WTP Alumnus, Jennifer placed a few ads looking
to make new friends in the Los Angeles area. She had recently
moved, and wanted to get to know some new people and explore
the city. Read her ad and some of these responses, and you'll
see that a lot of these guys didn't bother reading it!
Jen's
Ad - Read what these guys obviously didn't!
Did
He SEE The Ad? - Most don't bother reading; he didn't
bother looking.
Down
to a Science - There's a method to his madness.
Jen
the Porn Queen - Some read it, but don't believe it.
Jealous
Guys - Just what you want in a friend: jealously &
paranoia!
Parlez
Vous Français - Great. Another guy looking
for a mistress.
Everything
in Common - He's just like Jen, only completely different!
Resistible
Offer - From a wanna-be porn maker.
Endless
Supply of Drivel - Sounds... great?
Visiting
Newport Beach - Oh, so of course we'll have sex!
It's a Gamble - I still
don't understand what he's trying to say!
4th
Grade Mentality - See Dick answer personal ad. See
Jen run. Run, Jen, run!
Foot
Slave? - Foot slave? Do you know where they've been?
Pygmalion
- Shouldn't that be pig-malion?
Got
Milk? - It does a body good!
Younger
Guy'z - A 180 turn around from the last guy.
Seeking
One True Love - Or two, or three...
Just
Peachy - Wants Jen to repent her sins.
With
Love from Spain - You have to read it for yourself.
Shameless
Hussy - How dare you look for a PLATONIC FRIEND online!?
Romance
Lives On - An admitted repeat offender vies for Jen's
affection.
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