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Jen the Porno Queen

Jen wrote, "Some background: gay coworkers (a man and a woman) wrote in that they wanted to hook up with me and my friend who was pictured in my ad. Never mind that we're both in committed relationships, and I'm not gay. They also are operating under the misguided notion that I am a porn star. Really. From Dirty Debutantes (they're still looking up the number to find out which one).

When I tell them ummm, hi guys, I'm not gay and I'm not a porn star, and I'm just looking for platonic friends, this is the response I get back...

In Response To: Explore L.A. Together
Subject: RE: Friends first

yes, got all of your emails. we miss ya though. it's not the same when our movie star friend jenny can't come out and play; ryan too.

we have built a shrine in our homes to you; burning incense, lighting candles and chanting a special tune "Oh Jennifer, Oh Jennifer, may she ...." It may be silly but we're addicted to your love girlfriend.

Since we met you that's all we talk about is Jenny this, jenny that, what's up with Jenny.

Please make a play date for Marnie and I and Ryan to hang, bang and get nasty undder the stars LOL-

We do have your picture in our office as the mascot....

love
PHILLIP

Lorina: For the first time in my life, I don't know what to say.
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