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Visiting
Newport Beach
I
can sum this one up with the sentence, "Want to boink
me while I'm on my business trip?" Ugh! Some people sure
do have a lot of nerve.
Jen:
High on the gross-o-meter, this guy is obviously married.
Who else plans flings with people they've never met when they're
visiting from out of town?? As if I'd rearrange my schedule
just to give him a blowjob. "Let's see...I'm open on
the 5th between 1pm and 3pm, but I can squeeze you in for
half an hour during lunch on the 6th..." What's wrong
with these people? Hell, I'd say just get a hooker like everyone
else in Hollywood (Charlie Sheen, Hugh Grant), but this guy's
obviously too cheap for that.
Lorina:
I love the ones like this... The ones I got weren't quite
*so* explicit, though... usually, they'd just say they were
going to be in town for a week on business. Because, as we
all know, it's much better to have a one WEEK stand than a
one NIGHT stand.
Ya
know... don't ya think before these guys want to go sticking
their tongues in the holiest of holies, they'd at least want
to meet you... make sure you bathe regularly and don't smell
or have herpes or anything like that.
Still,
I'd love to see what *his* idea of attractive is.
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