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Seeking
One True Love
He's
27, huh? His ideas on his ideal women sound like something
a 17 year old, or Howard Stern, would be looking for.
Jen:
Oh, isn't it nice that he's open enough to consider 'pairings'
with bisexual females? :)
Lorina:
I hate dorks who don't know the difference between an AD and
a RESPONSE. This is a freaking monologue! He's not writing
TO YOU... He saw your pic, he knows if you have long hair
or not, like his "dream female"... then again, if
the jerk had just read your ad, he'd know you're not intested.
I
can just picture him writing this, "I am open in sexual
pairings. Hmmm... that makes me sound like I might want
to shag a guy. I am straight but open to bisexual females.
Yeah... that's better."
Fritz:
"I am currently a single white male 27" but last
week I was an '87 Cadillac DeVille.
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