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Date:
Sun, 25 Jul 1999
Subject: Hello Miss Kensington
In response to: Call
Me Miss Kensington
District
Court of Philadelphia
1010 Benjamin Franklin Ave.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19146
Dear
Miss Kensington:
The
purpose of this document is to inform you of the civil
action by the State of Pennsylvania against Miss Kensington.
You may accept this notice as official documentation
of this pending civil action.
The
citizens of Pennsylvania have found it necessary to
conduct this matter in a court of law because you are
vain and superficial. The primary evidence for this
case is available for your review. It can be found in
the final sentence of your personal add which you placed
with the "Hotmail Classifieds", whereby you stated that
you are indeed vain and superficial, and then you expressed
a desire to be sued because of it. We the citizens of
the State of Pennsylvania, District of Philadelphia
County, are willing to oblige your wish. We will sue
your ass off and waste as much time as possible in the
process.
If
you have any questions regarding this matter, you may
direct them to Don (who is an attractive 30 yr old non-smoking
male, who is single with no children) at "________@aol.com".
He will answer your questions and provide you with any
information you may need concerning this law suit. Don
is a good conversationalist, and recently moved to Philadelphia
from New York and is hoping to meet an intelligent,
articulate woman who can bare his sarcastic and sometimes
sick sense of humor, and then sue her for being vain
and superficial.
Hope
you are having a nice day...
don
P.S.
If
you decide to reply, i will gladly send one of my highly
valuable photos, which if placed on the market could
yield a tidy sum of.....1 Million dollars!!!! or at
least if could have some recyclable value if it printed
on recyclable printer paper...
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