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You look like Death my sweet... How wonderful...

This is a really old e-mail I found while cleaning out my computer... In January of 1999, when I first experiemented with online personals, I had a corny ad about me being "Morticia Looking For Gomez." You want freaks to write to you? Mention anything macabre in your ad. Anyway, this guy was pretty cool, and I wrote to him for a while.

Subject: You look like Death my sweet... How wonderful...

If you will call me Mon Cher ( sp? ) I will do all your biddings. I used to be 7ft tall, however my evil twin brother, the disfollically challenged (hairy ) one, he chopped me off at the thighs, and thank god doctors were creative. Now, I am a very normal looking 5'8. Much to my parents dismay.

My castle, unfortunately, due to downsizing it has become an apartment, but even the apartment is OLD. There are different Faucets for hot and cold water. Not different knobs, different Faucets. I have a thing for Christina Ricci... does that count?? I can Salsa, Merenge, and I am sure, that with a little help Tango and Waltz and Ballroom are just around the corner. Could you be that coach? Okay, so there is alot to say here, however, if you reply, I have a better wit and pictures I can send. Interested so far? I hope so because your picture was fantastic, Love the Boa.

Until we chat..... Gregory

Lorina: Once again, this first e-mail wasn't the greatest piece of literature I've ever read, but subsequent letters proved the guy had wit, charm, and good looks. Alas, I wasn't ready to meet anyone after a bad break-up, and Poor Gregory was just too eager to meet me. So it kinda fizzled out...

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