Yahoo!Personals

PerfectMatch.com

Matchmaker.com

Match.com

Lavalife

Great Expectations

eharmony.com

There was really only one thing wrong with this guy: He started writing to me right around the same time Fritz did, and you all know how THAT turned out. Well... that and he sent a picture of himself dressed in drag for Halloween. That's kinda scary. Especially since he looked better in a skirt than I do.

Subject: Not Quite Dr. Evil In response to: In Three Easy Steps Alas, I'm not bald. And I don't have sharks with lasers on their head. But I do have an evil empire which spans the globe, bringing terror to countless millions. Or I will soon... when I get off of my butt and build it. So. Your description definitely stands out from the countless "tired of the bar scene, looking for the right man" variety. If it conveys anything about your personality, then you'd probably get along well with my little group of weirdos. We're post-college quasi-nerds, floundering in the intellectual wasteland of the Real World, facing the horrific realization that it's much harder to meet interesting people when you aren't in a place packed with bright, outgoing people around your age. So, if you are looking for other oddballs to goof around with (or help conquer the world), let me know. - another weirdo named Jeff

Lorina: Granted, the evil dictator thing isn't going to appeal to everyone, but I mention in almost all of my ads that I'm a big fan of Austin Powers, and that Dr. Evil is one of my ideal men. This guy was a blast to talk to, and if I had lived a little closer to his evil New Jersey empire, I would have loved to have hung out with him and his friends.