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This is the first message from Heavy Kevvy... my bud Kevin. I had an ad saying I was from New York City, since I lived in a boring little town that's about an hour and a half away from anything cool. My ad complained about the dorks writing about moonlight walks on the beach and wanting to meet before getting to know someone...

Subject: Nuclear Winter? In response to: Wit and Sarcasm Out The Wazoo Hi. We should meet. I like long walks on the beach in the moonlight. All right, you probably didn't think that was very funny. I stumbled across your ad and I see that we have quite a bit in common. Punk, flea markets, retro-tv, etc. Unfortunately, the one thing we don't have in common is the city we live in. I'm in Rochester. Upstate New York. I know what you're thinking... "Blecch! Upstate?!" Trust me, it's not as bad as you might think. Or maybe it is. I don't know. Well, if you'd care to respond... you know what to do. I've got an ad as well. I'll send it along with this message. It should also have a photograph of me. Oh, I almost forgot. I'm in a punk band and I'm making our website. If you want to check it out for kicks: The Runs Adios, Kevin (aka Heavy Kevvy)

Lorina: I don't have a copy of Kevvy's ad, but it was really good... He sounded a lot like me, even down to expressing a disgust for cyber-sex freaks and people who write without reading the ad first. I'm still in touch with Kev, even though I've never actually met him in person. If you're ever in Rochester, check out his band!