Subject: I think we've found an odd one here... =)
In response to: Call Me Miss Kensington

Hey there.... had to drop you a quick email after stumbling across your twisted little ode to Austin Powers..... I'm always interested in people who strike me as potentially wackier than myself, as I find that to be a rare situation...... hey, I never said I was modest... *lol*

anyway, if you be interested in learning more about the exciting and adventurous nuances of me, then please.... order now! We'll even throw in a free set of Ginsu Knives.... =)

ok.... I'm too tired right now to even realize if I'm funny or not, so I'm gonna go get some sleep..... yes, it's only midnight, but some of us has been slightly sleep deficient lately.....

anyway, nice pseudo-chattin with ya.... hope to hear back from you sometime..... oh yeah - I'd be curious as to where exactly you're located.... I just moved to (name of town located north of Philadelphia) about a month ago, and seeing as how you're north of Philly..... well, it all starts adding up to something suspicious, if you ask me..... =P

Take care, Jonn (yep, J-O-N-N... nobody ever gets it right....)

by the way, I would attach a photo, but I'm too lazy to do so right now (plus it looks like I'd hafta come up with some kinda profile thingie... and I don't wanna hafta deal with legions of adoring females.... *lol*).... however, if ya email me back at my normal email address, I'll be happy to oblige then.... okeley-doakeley?