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A
Real 8 Inch Man
Call
Ripley's Believe It or Not! This is a guy who answered one
of Cindy's ads. As if the content's not bad enough, he's a
YELLER on top of it all!
Cindy:
This one stands alone...no comments are necessary... BUT...
8 inches of real man?? Who the fug is he? Tom Thumb??
Lorina:
I think this man has trouble controlling THE VOLUME OF HIS
VOICE!!!
If
you take one of his lines out of context...
SHORT
SKIRTS, THIGH HIGH STOCKINGS, SUPER HIGH HEELS MAKES ME THE
REAL MAN-!!!!!!
...
I think that makes him more of a cross dresser.
Maybe
I'm wrong here, but a "real man" doesn't need a
women who looks like a hooker.
Then
there's this line...
YOU
ARE BEAUTIFUL, HAVE GREAT EYES AND SEEM INTERESTING....
"SEEM???"
Cindy's more interesting than a.... uh... I'm trying to think
of something really interesting here, but all I can come up
with is Shark Week on the Discovery Channel. But maybe not
everyone loves Shark Week.
I'm
not even going to TOUCH the 8 inch comment.
Cartman
on South Park said it best when he got the Instant Message
from someone saying they were eight and and a half inches:
"I'm
sorry, but I don't want to be friends with a midget."
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