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With all the subtlety and tact this guy has, I'm sure his fantasy is going to stay just that... a fantasy.

Date: Thu, 16 Sep 1999 19:59:17 -0700
Subject: Money
In response to: In Three Easy Steps

I have a breast fantasy I would love to live out with you, i am willing to pay you to help make it come true, Im a single white male 5'9" 150lbs goodlooking.

Bill

Lorina: Yuck. I don't even know what to say here.

Fritz: Ok. First, find out WHAT his fantasy is. Then found out how much he's willing to pay. If he just wants to look, we can find nekkid pictures ALL OVER the internet. That one will be easy, but if he wants something tangible...send him a copy of JUGS magazine and a bottle of lotion.

If he is good looking, he should have to pay for it. Whatabunchabullsh*t. I have a breast fantasy, too... but at least I'm decent enough to learn a chick's name before calling her a hooker. No class.

Lorina: Ugh... I'm kinda afraid to ask. It's gotta be pretty freaky if he has to respond to non-sexual personal ads to try to find it.

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