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Dungeon
Master
Personal
Ad 101: Lesson 37. Don't talk about anything even remotely
gothic or occult if you don't want weird freaks who think
they're vampires writing to you.
Lorina:
Oh, yuck, yuck, yuck. Does this guy think he is some lame-o
version of Steven Tyler of Aerosmith with all these sexual
euphemisms? Why, just because I'm pale with dark hair, a black
cat, like Alice & the Addams, and think of myself as evil
do these weirdos think I'm some kind of dungeons and dragons
gothic chick? I'm not one of Marilyn Manson's "beautiful
people, the beautiful people!" Just because I yearn to
someday have a secret underground lair... Sheesh... SOME PEOPLE!
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