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Subject: Lovemaking
In response to: Wit and Sarcasm Out The Wazoo

Forget the romantic walks, beaches...I want to spend most of my time making love to you, posing nude for you, and doing sensual things that delight both our senses. I've creative, open minded... married, but available, age 38, look 30. Can send photo from AOL

Cindy: Don't ya hate it when they give their age, and then say "but I look XX?" Wuh duh fuh? If I were concerned if someone might be unhappy with me being a certain age, I just leave that out! OK...It's the sin of omission, but at least I would have the person judge me based on their conclusion... Which brings another point.... Ugly people don't think they are ugly...or at least admit it....So why don't these saps just let people form their own opinion???? I'm getting off my soap box now.....

Fritz: At least he's honest. I have to give him a point for being honest, and another point for NOT being as honest as Fluid Master.

Fluid Master was a little TOO honest.

Lorina: Now while I'm a big fan of honesty, he loses points here... It's like saying, "Hey, I wanna screw you, but I'm married, so forget about me spending time, money, or any part of my life or future with you. I'm telling you upfront that I'm married because I want you to know right from the get go that you mean absolutely nothing to me, and never will, and even if I told you I loved you, it wouldn't matter because I'm a big dickwad who hasn't the guts to either make a commitment and stick to it, or realize the relationship is bad and get out of it." Not that lying about it is any better, but telling the truth gets no points.

Fritz: Hmmm...I must have overlooked the part where he said he was married.

Lorina: I just get the BIGGEST kick out of the married ones, especially when they go off on a sob story about their loveless marriages... "Oh, yeah! That's what I want! Someone with oodles of emotional baggage!"

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