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Exhibitionists?
Oh,
yeah. This is what I wanted. Just how did this guy get "I
want to become part of an exhibitionist mailing list"
from I want to "meet some people who are like me: fun-loving,
witty, creative, smart, attractive, and close to my age (give
or take about 5 years)." And I don't know where the hell
he got the part about my website though... it didn't even
exist yet!
I
am so impressed with you in many ways..the mind which you
contain..the subtle curves of your body which is very sexy..and
the coy look on your girlish face which I have such an urge
to kiss.
Lorina:
Just where the HELL does he get THAT from a picture of a girl
in an ugly gray t-shirt?
I
would be more relaxed just discussing the comments you're
receiving from your personal and the demands of your website
as I feel it will be very popular.
Lorina:
Kinda ironic, in a creepy kind of way, that this guy's comments
on my personal would be part of my "popular" website!
I
will tell you more about myself when I'm sure you have received
this email and I see how often you reply.
Lorina:
Eh? "I'll only tell you about myself after you've already
proven that you're going to write to me?" Uh-uh. Sorry.
That's not the way it works, bud. Even if he wasn't a perv.
Here's how it goes: Man reads woman's ad. Sees if he's interested.
Writes to woman offering as much info as the woman's ad offered
about her. Woman reads response. If she is interested, she
replies. No exceptions.
Would
you like to join an exhibitionist maillist group here in ft
worth/texas?
Lorina:
Huh?! Is there something showing in my pic that I didn't think
was showing? It it like Elaine's Christmas card on Seinfeld?
Uh... I better go double check.
Reply
so that I know it's safe to send my picture
Lorina:
Oh, no, no, no, no... I would be too afraid of what I might
see. Something tells me his definition of a head shot would
be much different than mine!
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