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What's
In A Name?
What's
in a name? A LOT! This response wouldn't have been bad, a
little opinionated but not bad, except for his e-mail address.
Unless, of course, he's a stamp collector. I didn't want to
find out.
Lorina:
Fine... I can handle the fact that he wants a hot babe and
doesn't like smoking. I understand loathing sweatpants...
even Seinfeld has said that you can tell someone has completely
given up when they wear sweatpants in public. But... LOVE
TO LICK? Spare me!
Cindy:
Interesting, but of course, a little too opinionated &
sexual for a first email..."Yeah, I don't drink or smoke...but
I like to eat p*ssy! A LOT! And make sure you have a great
body, 'cause I don't want to suffocate in ab flab while l'm
munching your carpet!"
Jen:
Cin, you should not DO that while I'm in the middle of eating
a McMuffin. The "getting lost in ab-flab while munching
your carpet" comment nearly made my monitor really yucky
looking with egg bits. :)
I'm
telling ya, Cin, you gotta be a writer. You & Lori have
the gift of criticism! It almost makes me think we should
start an online paper like theonion.com--full of phoney news
articles and heavy on the sarcasm.
Interesting
Side Note: This was written 5 months before the birth of waytoopersonal.com.

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