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I later found out that this is the work of a net-fly (like a barfly, but on internet personals) -- one of our readers got a very similar response from this same guy. Awww, shucks. I thought I meant something to him! I thought I was special!

Date: Sun, 12 Sep 1999 15:34:11 -0700
Subject: how about just DAMN NUTS !!!
In response to: A Nice Little Evil Person

ok, so what i have to say MST be witty and funny , and everything else huh ? Well, i just wanted to say that yer REALLY CUTE ! So much so , that i saved yer pic , and am putting it in my design program , which will super-impose yer nakkid booty , ummm body on it , and i'll know what ya look like naked ! <--- werks for me! Maybe i'll give ya a reindeer head ? naww , ................ well anyway cutey , i just had to write somethin' , seeing as how i like brunettes , and love 'em "spunky&fiesty" cause i'm an ornery coot myself !
Have a good day !
Jay

Lorina: Uh... Ewwwww! Am I supposed to feel flattered by this? Am I supposed to respond to this? ICK!

Fritz: Uhhh...ok.

I think this guy is "waxing his dolphin" to your picture.

I can't say I blame him...but he could have at least introduced himself first! "Hi my name is..."

Sheesh

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