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Java
Jive
This
is one of those "I'm not what you want, but I'll waste
your time anyway" guys... add to that a great big pile
of ICK and a tacky-beyond belief website, and you've got our
friend Carribean Bill. Too bad his website went away before
I got my site up and running...
Lorina:
Translation:
"I'm
an old married pig. I know that's not what you want, but I've
seen your ad on here before, so you must by now be desperate
enough to have lowered your standards enough to become my
whore.
Oh,
and I hope you have a T1 line, cuz if you don't my stupid
dumbass egocentric homepage will crash your computer because
it heavily overuses Java Applets... Ah, hell, even with a
T1 line, it crashes Netscape. (This is my way of saying
"don't bother looking at this dumbass's website.")
And if by some miracle of fate you actually get past the first
page of my site, you'll see I have a 17 year old mentally
handicapped son, who I oh-so-tastefully refer to as 'retarded.'
I know you're really hot for me now, aren't you???
Take
it easy and write me back... after hitting control alt delete
to get out of my stupid webite that froze up your computer.
Later
- Old Married Pig"
Note:
This guy's talked about his son on his website in a degrading
manner. We are not dissing the son, just his disgusting slimeball
of a father.
Cindy:
Two things scare me...
Yes...two
things do scare me about this one folks...And it's NOT nuclear
weapons or carnies....
1.
That this jerk-wad knows the data base of the entire Classifieds
2000 to be able to tell how long you've had your ad up...Scary...huh??
2.
That I was STUPID enough to go look at his website EVEN AFTER
the warnings of my Baby Sis....Hey...It's that old car accident/rubber
necking thing...You don't want to look, you HAVE TO!
Alright...you
are correct Miss L, the first word that comes to my mind with
this monster of a web page.....OVERKILL! Do you think King
of the Pig People could possibly have any more doo-dads &
gizmos on his site??? I ran the sweeper, hit the treadmill,
cleaned the cat box, shopped for groceries, defrosted my freezer,
read War & Peace...and this JERKS web page was STILL not
finished loading!
There
is so much to slam on this LOSER you could dedicate the next
6 months time on the first page of his site...
Not
wanting to spend any more time - I will close that I am sickened
this insensitive creep calls his son mentally retarded...Isn't
that big time politically incorrect? I mean, this guy should
love his son enough to say he is handicapped or challenged
or some other softer term...
Well,
that's enough time spent on good ol' DECENT (yeah, right)
Carribean Bill...Let's hope the next time he heads off to
the Carribean, the Bermuda Triangle swallows him up!!
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