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Muffin
Ass
Methinks
Kingpin here is living out a Walter Middy fantasy. Yeah...
tv stars often trawl the internet personals for dates.
Fritz:
Say, uh, Mr. Pin...do you think you might do me a favor? Don't
breed.
Look...let
me apologize. These replies to your ad do not represent all
men. I can't help but feel partly responsible for the stupidity
of the rest of my gender. Why must the burden fall on my shoulders?
Why must I be so good, whilst every other guy is a putz? This
is what makes me wonder if I'm really a guy...I don't act
like a cock on a regular basis. Only on special occasions...
Ten
inches and THICK? Is he talking about the size of his skull
or the soles of his boots? This is why I love women...you'll
never hear from a woman, "I have 38 Specials with perky
nipples". Well, none of the women I know say that...
Lorina:
No... he's ten FOOT and thick! Read it again! And just what
is a muffin shaped ass? Most muffins I've seen were
kinda mishapen and lumpy...
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