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Peter...
Aptly Named
In
all honesty, this guy isn't truly an "Ick," he's
more of an "Ewwww." Still, gross is gross, and his
picture and caption were just tacky.
Lorina:
Peter. How appropriate.
Note:
The site is no longer online, but it showed a picture of Petey
lounging on the beach in speedos with an obvious bulge and
the caption "You make parts of me GROW." ICKY!
Cindy:
Ode to Penis......errr..... to Peter
Peter,
Peter
What could be sweeter?
Than to show me your Johnson
Is as big as a meter?
You
show a picture,
In your Speedo...
It makes me worry
About your libido...
You
close your letter
With hugs and kisses
I'll bet this picture
Accounts for your misses
You
think your willie
Creates alot of commotion
It's not the size the wave
But the motion of the ocean
And
while on the subject,
You think you've been graced...
But showing your pecker
Is not in good taste!
But
still it's amusing
That your page has a link
To connect to your "girlfriend"
As quick as a wink...
But
upon clicking,
The link is now "dead"
It's time for an update,
And to deflate your head!
And
finally your statement
About "making you grow"
It makes me feel icky...
From head to toe!
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