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Subtle...
Very Subtle
Here's
some of the charming and polite responses Cindy got to one
of her ads. Here's a really good piece of advice. If you're
looking for anything kinky, go to the adults only sections
or the personal ads geared towards that sort of thing.
Lorina:
This is funny. Nothing like beating around the bush a
little. "Hey... what do you do for a living?" (pause...)
"Where do you live?" (pause...) "Wanna have
sex with me and my wife?" (pause...) "Are you ugly?"
Ahhh..
the timeless art of seduction. I'm sure he gets LOTS of replies
to this one! He's sooo... subtle!
Cindy:
I think this fella wins the BOOBY PRIZE for the day.
Cindy:
As Ivana Humpalot would say, "Vhat to do? Vhat to do???"
What
the f*ck is wrong w/ these guys?? I mean, there is no way
he could tell me any less about himself... what a jerk!!
Lorina:
Gee... nothing like being "any port in the storm!"
Well... at least he's not looking for a ONE night stand. He
wants a WEEK-LONG stand! Such a gentleman!
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