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A
Pile of Vile Bile
Ooooohhhh!
Another Prince Charming coming to teach me how ALL MEN think
and feel about women.
Lorina:
I just love the use of the word "we" here... And
the address "sweetdude." Yeah... he's really a sweetie.
I'm sure with that attitude, he gets to conquer a lot. Amazing
he can still type... he MUST have carpal tunnel from... you
know. Repetitive hand/wrist movements.
For
the record, I reported this one to abuse@(his-email-provider).com
and comments@classifieds.excitecorp.com ... but I didn't hear
anything.
Funny
side note: when running this through spell check... the misspelling
of the word "bill" as "bil" came up as
"bile." Kind of suits him, don't you think? And
his "monogomy" is "monopoly."
Grow
up darling. If it werent for sex, we wouldnt even look at
you (women), never mind talk to you.
Fritz:
"Sex is THE ONLY THING we are after,
because I already know how to fold shirts and cook."
(speaking for all mankind: -2)
Cindy:
Oh my...Another spokesman for the masses! Ya know, I dig sex
just as much as any "sex crazed pig" BUT...where
I live (that's in Realityville) your average orgasm lasts....how
many seconds??? Even if you threw in multiples...you are still
a bit shy of filling the other 23 hrs. and some odd minutes
that makes our day...Christ...If all this guy lives for is
ORGASM...he should move to a dairy farm and hook him self
up to a sucker device...then - he wouldn't have to even think
about the chores of interaction, which includes speaking....Moooooo!
And
as for married men, we all cheat. Monogomy is a ridiculous
and antiquated concept that will eventually disappear.
Fritz:
I'm really surprised that a pig of this magnitude managed
to use "antiquated" in a sentence. (speaking for
all mankind again: -4)
Men
NEED to search out and conquer pussy sweetheart, its in our
genetic make-up. Just deal with the reality rather than your
romanticized vision of what men should be and youd see that.
We are sex crazed pigs that live to f*ck!!!
Fritz:
(speaking for all mankind again: -6) This guy is NOT our spokesman.
He says, "its in our genetic make-up"...ok, so now
he's a geneticist? The only thing this jackass knows is:
"Must
stick my pee pee in something moist, must stick my pee pee
in something moist, must stick my pee pee in something moist,
must stick my pee pee in something moist, must stick my pee
pee in something moist"
Cindy:
If you wanna live by Caveman standards, and blame your lack
of responsiblity, compassion and respectability on your genetic
make up...why not GO ALL THE WAY...Move outta that house,
look for a nice cave or hollow tree, get rid of the clothes,
the shoes, the car...go au naturalle...PS...that means no
TV, microwave, oven, grocery stores, BEER or liquor, any purchased
or processed food products...build a fire without your zippo,
track down some wild animals for breakfast, lunch and dinner...hell,
just try to find clean water...Say good-bye to all the modern
conveniences that comes with civilation...see how many p*ssies
you'll conquer then...Cave-boy..
I'd
rather live in fantasy then realize that Darwin was wrong
and there HAS been NO evolution...Maybe, just maybe, this
letter was written by BIGFOOT!
And
who says romance is dead? Miss L., did you answer this vile
wart hog? If not, we must...he deserves a response...and a
good hosing down, too...
Lorina:
No, I didn't answer... I didn't even want to give him the
satisfaction. I just reported him to hotmail & the personals
-- I also suggested to classifieds2000 that they should see
if they could put a filter on their mail form page that would
throw an error and not send the message when stuff like the
f-word, a couple different c-words, and the p-word are used
in the body of the message, except for the adults only section.
I
can think of a few things I'd rather do to this guy other
than hose him off or respond to him... like replace his vasoline
with epoxy.
I
think the subject of this should be "a pil of vil bil"
-- thru spell check it's a "pile of vile bile."
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