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Lorina's
Original Ads
Alrighty...
you asked for them. Here's my original ads that these people
responded to.
| In Just
Three Easy Steps!, 26 years old, 5’ 5” tall |
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| Female Seeking
Male |
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| Relationship |
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Hang Out |
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| Body Type |
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Thin |
| Hair Color |
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Black |
| Ethnicity |
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Caucasian |
| Employment |
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Full-Time |
| Education |
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College Degree |
| Marital Status |
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Single |
| Has Children? |
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Doesn't have children |
| Wants Children? |
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Undecided/Open |
| Smokes? |
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Doesn't smoke |
| Drinks? |
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Drinks socially |
| Description |
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HERE'S THREE EASY STEPS
TO ANSWERING THIS AD!!! 1) Read the ad. 2) See if what
I'm saying applies to you. 3) If it does, respond. If
not, click "next." There! Was that so hard?
Oh, you'll probably want to know something about me before
you make a decision, won't you? Ok, here goes.... I'm
a peppy, smart, cute, witty, creative young lady. I like
having fun and being silly, and my sense of humor is rather
warped. I have very varied tastes in just about everything
-- some of my favorite things are Salvador Dali, Austin
Powers (if only I could find a man like Dr. Evil, or even
one quasi-evil like Scott!), The Ramones, old cartoons
and tv shows (special mention to the Addams Family), yummy
foods (which ranges from chocolate chip cookies to mozzarella
sticks to sushi!), mindless disco music so I can boogie
oogie oogie til I just can't boogie no more, making meat
helmets in the spring (bonus points if that makes any
sense to you), The Jerk, the Beatles, antiques and collectibles
(an eBay junkie), Pinky & The Brain, caffeine (love
my Mountain Dew!), and going out to see a good band on
the weekends. Some things I'm not so fond of: I haven't
seen the inside of a gym since high school. I'm not a
jock or health food fanatic, but I'm very active and in
good shape. I don't fall for sappy meaningless romantic
catch phrases (moonlight walks on the beach??) - that
doesn't mean I'm not romantic, but sentiment is something
that develops over time. And those icky sexual e-mailers
and married guys, click "next" NOW! (Isn't it
a shame I have to add that?) Ok, so... you may be asking...
what is this nutcase looking for? I'm not asking for much...
just to meet some people who are like me: fun-loving,
witty, creative, smart, attractive, and close to my age
(give or take about 5 years). I know I'm rambling on a
lot here, but here's one more thing: If you're going to
write, please tell me something more about yourself other
than your vital stats! I want an insight into your personality.
Think you fit the bill? Think I fit your bill? Then write
to me. |
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| Contact Info |
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North Of Philly Area, Pennsylvania |
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