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Lorina's
Original Ads
Alrighty...
you asked for them. Here's my original ads that these people
responded to.
| A Nice Little
Evil Person, 26 years old, 5’ 5” tall |
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| Female Seeking
Male |
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| Relationship |
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Hang Out |
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| Body Type |
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Thin |
| Hair Color |
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Black |
| Ethnicity |
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Caucasian |
| Employment |
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Full-Time |
| Education |
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College Degree |
| Marital Status |
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Single |
| Has Children? |
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Doesn't have children |
| Wants Children? |
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Undecided/Open |
| Smokes? |
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Doesn't smoke |
| Drinks? |
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Drinks socially |
| Description |
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Hi, thanks for taking the
time to reading this ad. I hope you actually *are* reading
it... I've had ads on in the past, and I'm convinced that
some don't actually read them, they just look at the pictures,
or just write to *everyone* who has an ad. Well... enough
about that. Want to know more about me? I have a rather
warped sense of humor -- very twisted and sarcastic. Some
might call me... "evil." I have been working
professionally as an artist for eight years. I'm also
a web and graphic designer. Better pay -- no toxic fumes
to inhale. Other likes? Favorite Movies: The Jerk, Young
Frankenstein, Austin Powers (duh!), Gone With The Wind,
Interview With The Vampire, Cleopatra (both the Liz Taylor
& Claudette Colbert versions), anything with Audrey
Hepburn, cheesy old Marilyn Monroe musicals, Rocky Horror
Picture Show, My Chauffeur, and many more I can't think
of now. Music: I like a little bit of everything. The
Monkees, Nine Inch Nails, The Offspring, Frank Sinatra,
Enigma, Barry White, The Beatles, 40 Lb. Head, disco,
punk, and 80's new wave. And Alice Cooper. I just LOVE
Alice. I even have a purple Alice Cooper ball for my Christmas
tree. Uh... I should specify -- an ORNAMENT, not one of
his... nevermind. Other stuff I like: Taco Bell, Pinky
& The Brain, Mountain Dew, Underdog, the great outdoors,
antiques & collectibles, Mighty Mouse, chickens, the
Addams Family, eBay, sushi, traveling, and Cheez Whiz.
What am I looking for? I'd just to meet some people who
are smart, funny, creative, and attractive. Please, don't
write cheesy sappy meaningless "romantic" catch
phrases. They kind of make me ill. Keep in mind, guys,
that when a girl places an ad on here, she gets over 200
responses, so be patient and, about all else: BE INTERESTING! |
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| Contact Info |
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Pennsylvania, Other Areas |
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