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Lorina's
Original Ads
Alrighty...
you asked for them. Here's my original ads that these people
responded to.
| Wit and
Sarcasm Out The Wazoo, 26 years old, 5’ 5” tall |
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| Female Seeking
Male |
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| Relationship |
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Hang Out |
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| Body Type |
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Thin |
| Hair Color |
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Black |
| Ethnicity |
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Caucasian |
| Employment |
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Full-Time |
| Education |
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College Degree |
| Marital Status |
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Single |
| Has Children? |
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Doesn't have children |
| Wants Children? |
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Undecided/Open |
| Smokes? |
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Doesn't smoke |
| Drinks? |
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Drinks socially |
| Description |
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Thanks for taking the time
to read my ad. I'm an attractive, fun-loving, humorous,
witty, energetic girl who wants something more than the
average dude. I want someone dynamic and upbeat with a
winning personality and charm. Oh, and good-looking too.
(Yeah, I want it all!) I've had an ad on in the past,
and the results were... Well, let's just say if I get
one more response from a guy who likes walks on the beach
in the moonlight, candlelit dinners for two, watching
the sun rise (which is preferable to nuclear winter, I
suppose!), raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens,
I'm going to scream! I'm looking for intelligent conversation
here, and if you're going to write to me, give me a reason
to respond. Don't just say "we should meet."
Tell me WHY we should meet. I can be pretty silly at times,
so I want a fun, offbeat, witty, clever conversation with
an intelligent person. Want to know more about me? I'm
a professional artist, I like all kinds of music from
punk to rock to disco, I love good movies (like the Casablanca),
and sometimes BAD ones (like Attack of the Killer Tomatos),
retro television, pop culture, and I'm normally a bit
hyper from too much Mountain Dew. I enjoy dancing, hiking,
going to clubs, flea markets, driving really fast, and
sometimes doing nothing at all. You know what I look like
and I'd really appreciate it if you could send a pic to
me as well. |
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| Contact Info |
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Near NYC, New York |
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