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Book
'Em, Danno
Uhh...
Yeah. This is a great approach to picking up chicks. Treat
them like you'd treat a suspect at a crime scene! Sheesh...
I was expecting him to read me my Miranda Rights.
Lorina:
Boy, this guy sure is great with the flattery! Sure, tell
me I sound egotistical, that's a great way to score points!
Hey, everyone who knows me KNOWS I'm egotistical, and everyone
who likes me LIKES that about me! It's part of my charm! Unless
he means I have an oversized melon head -- like I'm some kind
of walking candy apple....
Cindy: Book 'Em Danno....Stupidity
One
Based on his
inability to come across as a kind person and his quasi-harsh
interrogational statements + his dumb e-mail address... we're
dealing w/ a cop....NG (not good)
But I hope
that your ad was not to sound like you have a bighead. Because
it sure sounds like you are.
Hey Sarg,
do you mean "you do"??
But I am
sure that you are not. :-)
Hey Sarg,
do you mean "you don't"??
So what's
this crap about how people think you are goth becuase you
look pale?
Hey Sarg,
did you forget you're supposed to be talking to a girl, not
a PERP?
There are
women in Florida that are more pale than you look.
Hey Sarg,
they're ASIANS!
Anyways
Look - he
picked up an extra S!
I am not
making any sense right now becuase of the recent hurricane
Floyd fiasco
Hey Sarg,
I don't think you have a problem making sense, I think you
are just a dumb, crewcut wearing, billy club bashing, wanker
in blue who doesn't know how to deal with women who are not
CRACK- WHORES!"
I have
some pics if you want some..
PUL-LEASE
get this wanker to send a pic...I'll bet ya $100 that he has
a mustache!!!
Lorina:
No... I'm not that stupid. There's no way this guy doesn't
have a mustache. I bet I could draw a very accurate police
sketch of him.
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