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Dime A Dozen

Dickwad. That's the only way to describe a dork like this. Now, I could understand if someone found this site distasteful and wrote me to tell me, but a harmless little personal ad? I wasn't looking for anything too outlandish -- and at least I have as much to offer as I was asking the other to be. WHY BOTHER? Especially someone who likes to "live his life to its fullest!"

In response to: Wit and Sarcasm Out The Wazoo

Girl... I don't see what's so special about you. Going to flee market? Driving really fast? Do you really consider these as real attributes? You are a dime a dozen! I DON'T mean to be offensive, just want to point out the obvious. Me? I am no one special. I just live my life to the fullest. dx

Lorina: What a dick! When did I ever say I WAS something special? Sheesh... it's just a frickin' PERSONAL AD! If my ad made him feel in any way inferior... that's his problem! But to set the record straight on a few things...

I don't go to "flee market." I go to "flea markets." There is a difference. "Flea markets" are wonderful places to buy lost treasures at low prices and either keep them for yourself or sell them for a tidy profit. "Flee market" would be running really really fast from a grocery store after shoplifting.

Driving fast is not necessarily an attribute, but it is an example of the kind of person I am. I make my own breaks in life, and I don't wait around for things to happen to me.

If a dozen of me can be had for a dime, let me know -- I could use a few clones to carry out my daily mundane affairs. There can be Working Lorina, Housework Lorina, Shopping Lorina, Artist Lorina, Independent Lorina, Relationship Lorina, Party-girl Lorina, Posh Lorina, Baby Lorina, Ginger Lorina, Scary Lorina, and Sporty Lorina.

Cindy: My take...

Girl... I don't see what's so special about you

Who asked, MoFo??

Going to flee market? Driving really fast?

He does not know what a flea market is...had his license revoked

Do you really consider these as real attributes?

Who said attributes? U simply mentioned a few silly fun things

You are a dime a dozen!

hasn't been laid since '89...wishes he could scrape up a dime

I DON'T mean to be offensive, just want

So what is this, charming???

to point out the obvious.

Can U say, twisted, bitter & nasty?

Me? I am no one special.

No one asked, but this is obvious

I just live my life to the fullest.

By surfing the web looking for innocent young ladies to insult

dx

DX...sounds like DICKS...he is too much of a dick to be a singular dick!! Thus...DICKS = DX!!

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