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My
Biggest Fan
It's
so nice to be loved and adored... Most likely, some dork who
was highly incensed that I didn't respond to him another time.
Lorina:
What I'd like to respond:
"I am
sorry my ad does not appeal to you. But that is why there
are buttons such as "back" on your browser and "next"
on the classifieds page. I feel sorry for you that you are
so small and petty to bother responding to my ad with negative
comments when you do not like it, rather than just finding
someone who has an ad that is more to your liking. That is
the point of the personals ads, to find people with interests
and personalities that mesh with your own, not to bash people
because you did not like their ad. I do not know what you
hope to accomplish by e-mailing me. The only thing you have
done is waste my time and yours."
Cindy:
You're being too nice... Time to get Midieval on his ASS!
I hope you
are not getting soft on me...This was a NASTY letter...why
go thru a big explanation? You did that in your ad and this
jerk-wad still took the time to be a dick and bash you. I
think he deserves a real blow to his ego...
For example:
Dear Ignorant
Miserable Lowlife: It seems that you are too stupid to realize
I don't have the time or desire to waste dealing with social
misfits such as yourself. You are the pathetic and desperate
person, since you actually took the time and energy to respond
to an ad that you find so repugnant. My guess in your daily
life, you are probably a filthy, bitter recluse of a man who
is so vile that you must resort to bashing personal ads in
attempt to raise your own low self-esteem.
Direct and
to the point...No reason to be nice here at all...
Whattaya think?
Lorina:
Sounds good... It's just that I was incapable of expressing
myself in that manner without resorting to foul language.
What I sent to you was my "standard" response to
wankers -- the ones who say I talk too much & stuff. Well,
I DO talk too much!! JUST MOVE ON!
Besides, annoying?
Yes. High strung? Not at all. I'm a sloth.
Not to correct
your spelling... but it's medieval. Midieval would be sending
him a long annoying computerized digitized sound file of a
horrible song, most likely by Barbra Streisand.
Cindy:
Hello Annoying and High Strung gal.... Thanks
for the spell correct...it's just so hard to hit that spell
check button...
Lorina:
Anything you'd like me to add before I send this to him?
Fritz:
I like it! Send it send it send it!
If only there
was a way to send a kick in the 'nads through e-mail...
Lorina:
This guy probably doesn't have any.
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