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every response got forwarded to my friends. As I read them,
I shuttled them into different folders: "respond to,"
"maybe," "send to the crew," and "nope"
- the folder for those who just didn't have "it."
(And later, a folder called "w" for the weirdos
who were really scary.) This guy wasn't so bad, except he
did the old copy and paste, and... well.. read it. He almost
didn't get sent; he almost went into the "nope"
folder, but then I read his personal quote...
Jen:
OOOH. He likes everything from Barbra to disco???
What
a KEEPER!!!
Barbra
Streisand should nasally pleasure a mule.
Lorina:
Yeah, I think I gotta have him... If he's thin, I might be
able to borrow his sequins dresses and high heels. There is
no way this guy is straight. No way at all. How much ya wanna
bet he's a big Liza Minelli fan as well?? Not that there's
anything WRONG with that... but like we've said before: Gay
men should not date or marry women. It is our mantra!
Nasal
sex? That's a new one! Bab's certainly is well-endowed for
that.
Cindy:
Here's my take...numbero uno...for someone who is supposed
to be a web design consultant ...don't you think he should
be able to figure out how to send you a link to his pic without
having your email addy? duh?
And,
what's with the "cut & paste" of his profile?
it's not like he has soooo much to say....wouldn't a "real
person" just want to tell you about himself??
How
do I know he's not sure which team he's on? Well, he doesn't
know how to spell "Barbra"....any true blue gay
blade would know this....And jeez - I'm a little scared that
he thinks he has such a vast musical range, from Barbra to
Disco....I mean, that's pretty damn limited - And who needs
a fella who doesn't dig on Nine Inch Nails??? You have lived
until you've gotten jiggy to "closer"!!
Secondly,
his personal quote....Is actually from a a song done about
'79 by Billy Preston and Sereta ....was in a Gabe Kaplan disco
era basketball movie (I'm ashamed I know this!)....the plot
was about this inept coach and losing team he turns around...one
of the mini-plots was there was a woman on the team who disguised
herself as a "man, baby" ....(in order to play pro
b-ball) by using ace bandages to flatten out her jubblies
(don't know how she showered... flick didn't address this)
She's black and had one of those male/female faces that could
have gone either way....this one macho player was freakin'
out because he thought he was gay for having an attraction
to this guy, who unknown to him, was really a woman...So...he
decides love rules, approaches him/her only to find out she's
a gal, much to his relief...and this was their make-out song....Cheezy
huh? And this guy uses this tune as his motto/quote? Makes
me feel just a little icky....and also wondering why I retain
this useless knowledge in the nooks & crannies of my gray
matter!!
I'd
say PASS on this fella...and besides, he would stretch out
your undies & other apparrel...If you're gonna take a
chance on a bi-guy, atleast hook up with one who's your size
w/ a wardrobe you can share!! (hope this doesn't sound familiar
to anyone!)
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