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One Good Woman, One Dim Bulb
Alrighty
then... Cindy here, taking her turn introducing the e-mails.
Even though most of these are responses to OUR ads, we've
written to guy's ads as well. This is the case of the fool
who I thought either had altzheimers or was bored outta his
skull...It's kind of lengthy...but I think you'll enjoy it...
Cindy
Wrote:
Hey Big Guy:
Well,
I think you win the award for being the most specific in what
you're looking for! That's a pretty tall order to fill...but
what the heck...let's see what happens...
Here's
a little about me: I'm 33 years old and live in Northeast
PA ...5'6"...average build, reddish brown hair, (the
style is ever changing...I can't decide on a "do"
- it's a bit longer than in the pics) big brown eyes &
a dazzling smile...I'm in outside business sales and am very
outgoing and self reliant...I'm single - no kids...
I
have my own house and love to be spontaneous & adventurous...When
I have the opportunity, I love to jet ski, water sports &
scuba/snorkling...love to travel - really enjoy flea markets
- into vintage toys...also love the sports bar for munchies
& a bevy...don't smoke...drink socially and like catching
a band on the weekends...
Here's
a link to some pics I have scanned...so check 'em out &
see what you think!
<link>
Hope
you're having a great weekend and are managing to stay warm...Cindy
Cindy
Wrote:
Hello Thom...Well, I am from ________. So I guess you are
familiar with the area...I will send other pics...yeah, some
of the pics are kind of small & the contrast isn't the
greatest...The majority of the pictures were taken at work
related events - with co-workers...My company sponsored incentive
trips for top producing sales...Free trips to tropical locations...you
can't beat that! Now - on to the Q&A
Do
you have kids? - Nope...no kids...
Do
you smoke? - Negatory...not a smoker...not my bag...although
a co-worker gave me a $25 cigar and dared me to try it, which
I did, and was never sicker in my entire LIFE!!
Are
you religious at all? - I was raised a church going Protestant...and
as a kid, attended regularly...I do have strong believes in
religion & God, however, I am at terms with "organized"
religion...And live my life in accordance with my beliefs...and
consider myself a good person.
Some
of the pics had you with a black man...do you realize that
I am white, Slovak? Ok...one of the pics - on the catamaran
- was with a black co-worker, who joked that I was getting
so tan, I was almost black! I'm 1/2 Polish - 1/2 Scottish...while
I don't consider myself to be prejudice...I have no desire
to date guys of a darker persuation - there's just no attraction
there. But I do have multi-racial buddies...
So...I'm
attaching another set of pics...By the way, do you have any
other pics of yourself you can send to me? Hope you are having
a nice weekend...Cya later...Cin
Slightly
Annoyed Cindy Wrote:
Hey there...Are you watching a basketball game? You must be
distracted or disinterested...I don't know if you realize
it, but you sent two emails asking questions that I mentioned
the answers in the first email...For someone who has lofty
standards, you don't pay a lot of attention to detail.I'm
not saying this to be a bitch...but it's a bummer to think
you didn't even read what I wrote...Good luck finding your
special gal.
Pissed
Off Cindy Wrote:
Wow - this just keeps getting better...now you're saying that
a woman would lie and be so dim-witted they can't even remember
what they said? Who's going lie about height or having children?
Don't you think that is something that is going to come out
if you meet? In the two emails you sent, the only thing you
shared is you like pierogies and kielbassi. Oh, and that you
are white. (Although I did gather this from your photo). Thanks
for opening up.
Patience
and tolerance...Well, if that's how you choose to defend your
actions, so be it. It is more like head games. In all sincerity,
you give the impression that you are not interested, or very
slow, by not remembering what was written. I did you a favor
by mentioning this, maybe you could learn something for the
future.
You
are absolutly correct, I don't have the patience or tolerance
for this sillyness. I pity the woman who does display patience
and tolerance for your games, she will need to be a "very
dim bulb" not to wonder about the repeat questioning.
It is very sad that you feel you need to be this doubtful
and paranoid, and even sadder for you to justify this behavior
by accusing me of having a lack patience or tolerance.
Bitter,
But Victorious, Smug Shrew Wrote Back (while lying through
her teeth!!!):
Bravo! I applaud your strength in responding to my charges.
I didn't want to make an enemy. I didn't realize people would
be so deceitful, knowing that the ultimate goal would be to
hook up and actually meet someone face to face...Lying is
so self-defeating - and a true waste of time.But honestly,
if you come across as distracted or disinterested, wouldn't
you want to know? Or if women find this method offensive?
You
are an attractive man who has a lot to offer. Why shoot yourself
in the foot? I'm someone who expresses and defends herself
when I feel I am not being understood. Not having children
or a serious relationship was a choice because my career and
finances take first priority. I want to be the best person
I can be before being a partner or a parent. I wish more people
took the responsibilities of relationships and parenting so
seriously. I am impressed that you took the stand to really
say what was on your mind, which was all I was looking for
in the beginning...and I'm sure other women feel the same.
I'd like to bury the hatchet and let you know that this has
proved to be a very interesting exchange of dialog. Good luck...Cindy
Lori's
Comments:
What?? You mean people sometimes LIE about things ONLINE???
You mean there's NOT a whole buncha guys who are 6'3, 180
lbs, with 10 inch cocks who love GIVING oral sex?
I
really liked how Mr. Intellectual was tYPING wITH tHE cAPS
oN aND mAKING tHE fIRST lETTER lOWER cASE. My God... Didn't
he LOOK AT what he was typing?
Boob.
I
love how they all want someone "slim/fit/thin" --
Yeah, and I want a toilet seat made out of solid gold, but
it's just not gonna happen, baby!
The
"I can see why you're still single" line kills me.
Uh... look in the mirror much, bub?
Oh,
and "nice nails" -- baaaahhh!!! Show me a girl with
long fingernails and I'll show you a girl who doesn't DO anything.
The only "nice nails" I ever have are the ones you
get at a hardware store.
Cindy:
Yeah, I don't know what posessed me to write 'em in the first
place...I was bored and onMatch was down. I noticed his responses
sounded like he was stupid...'cause of the typos & just
plain lameness...but I HAD to get my bitch on. I've given
up on responding to ads...I'll only write to those who come
to me...I wanna get a new ad up.
Yeah...that
kind of blew my mind...the "nice nails" thing...give
me a break...Duh...I thought he MEANT the type o' nails ya
hit with a hammer!
Lorina:
And he has "advanced degrees." Do you think he's
college educated, or just has a REALLY high fever?! If this
guy has ANY degrees, he got them through that course Sally
Struthers plugs on TV.
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