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Dr. Jay

I just gotta LOVE these guys who say they're doctors or lawyers... and managed to make it all the way thru law and/or med school with no communication, spelling, typing or social skills.

In response to: Wit and Sarcasm Out The Wazoo

Dear:

I saw your advertisement on web and found some interesting stuff. I am new to AOL (15 days).

I am an ob/gyn from NJ. I am 36 year old single male.

I love flying, boating, soft music, visiting different countries, making love for hours, reading, horses, outdoors, jungle, hiking, dancing, watching the moon, sky and stars in summer night and lot more how about you? Does any of my hobbies matches yours?

I am 5' 6" Dark hair and brown eyes, Very attractive and sexy (Nurses says that), Very much in shape, workout everyday, 145 lbs.

Love,
Dr. Jay


Dear:

Lorina: Creative, isn't he?

I saw your advertisement on web and found some interesting stuff.

Lorina: Articulate, isn't he?

I am new to AOL (15 days).

Lorina: Only 15 days, and AOL has already zapped him of any intelligence he may have had.

I am an ob/gyn from NJ. I am 36 year old single male.

Lorina: (sigh!) In all my childhood dreams, I've always wanted to find a man who spends all day looking at other women's... uh, you know. Well... I guess that's why he's so bored with looking at porn.

I love flying, boating, soft music, visiting different countries, making love for hours, reading, horses, outdoors, jungle, hiking, dancing, watching the moon, sky and stars in summer night and lot more how about you? Does any of my hobbies matches yours?

Lorina: Why yes! I enjoy dancing on a flying boat to soft music and reading outdoors about making love for hours to a hiking horse in a jungle in a different country while watching the sky and stars in a summer night! What a coinky dink!

I am 5' 6" Dark hair and brown eyes, Very attractive and sexy (Nurses says that),

Lorina: Great grammar!!

Very much in shape, workout everyday, 145 lbs.

Lorina: With the nurses, I bet.

Love,
Dr. Jay

Lorina: Doesn't he play basketball??

Kevin: I don't know.

That guy sounds awfully illiterate for a doctor.

Why are all the winners after you?!

Oops.

Did I say "winners?"

I meant "weiners."

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