European,
or You're a Peon?
This
is just too damn funny! Didn't he consider that I *might*
not be from Europe, and *might* by a little insulted with
this?
Lorina:
OH, YEAH!!! I'm sooo European -- much more suave and sophisticated
and educated than the underdeveloped dirty Americans! Ha,
ha! At least most of the "people here" don't complain
about an ad that's more than 10 words long. Dumbass. (whispering)
What this guy doesn't know is that we have secretly replaced
the European Lorina with a coal cracker from a small hick
town in Northeast Pennsylvania.
Jen:
OMG, that's why we were picked
on so much in HS....we're YURRO-PEE-ONS.
Lor,
you HAVE to write back to this guy just to find out what the
'secret' is--what a pompous ass!!
Lorina:
Ok... Now I have a mission!
Note:
I don't have the message I sent, or really remember what I
said...
Lorina:
Wow... I guess all the picnic
tables in Greece need a paint job... or they have lots of
crab apple trees there.
Jen:
You Greek Goddess!!! Heheheh...bet the poor guy would be humbled
to know we're all a little bit a' polski in Da Valley. Far
from Thebes and the Queen's English.

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