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Florida Fool & A Turkey

These two were in response to Jen's ad saying she was looking for FRIENDS ONLY (she has a boyfriend) in the Los Angeles area to hang out and go places. I guess these two have discovered a wormhole through space and time that would make it possible to hang out with someone several thousand miles away.

Date: Sat, 17 Jun 2000 5:43:50 -0700
Subject: lets talk
In response to: Jen's Ad: Explore LA Together

Hi;

I'm a 48 year old male who looks 38 in Jacksonville Fl, Who works at a large utility on shiftwork, 12 hrs per day.

I'm off five days in a row twice in a month and love to travel.

I'll be in Costa Rica this month (the 22nd) and plan on being in L.A. and L.V the latter part of july.

If my age or distance doesn't turn you off than please e-mail me and i'll send a picture and biography. I'm new to this dating, making friends, so please bare with me. You want be dissippointed.

Mack

Jen: Okay, what's up with this guy?

I'm looking for FRIENDS who live in LOS ANGELES.

He's nearly my dad's age and lives in FLORIDA.

Is everyone illiterate...or just stupid????

Lorina: Whoah... he's FORTY EIGHT years old, and he's NEW to making friends and dating? Just the dating part alone he should have been doing for the past thirty-some years! Was he raised by wolves and had no human contact?

Yeah... and they say all look ten years younger.

Date: Sun, 18 Jun 2000 00:12:02 EDT
Subject: hi from far a way...
In response to: Jen's Ad: Explore LA Together

Hi; waz up there? im a man from Turkey. I really wanna know more about you. If you drop me a line, I'll be glad.

I come to the States every year, sometimes in summer, sometimes during Christmas.

Talk you soon....Alp

Jen: Ditto, only worse than the FLORIDA guy.

He's in TURKEY. But at least he visits L.A. He just never knows when!

Lorina: Aren't there *any* women in Turkey? Just between the two of us, we must have a had 75% of the male population of that nation write to us!

But Alp is a pretty cool name.

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