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Florida
Fool & A Turkey
These
two were in response to Jen's ad saying she was looking for
FRIENDS ONLY (she has a boyfriend) in the Los Angeles area
to hang out and go places. I guess these two have discovered
a wormhole through space and time that would make it possible
to hang out with someone several thousand miles away.
Jen:
Okay, what's up with this guy?
I'm
looking for FRIENDS who live in LOS ANGELES.
He's
nearly my dad's age and lives in FLORIDA.
Is
everyone illiterate...or just stupid????
Lorina:
Whoah... he's FORTY EIGHT years old, and he's NEW to making
friends and dating? Just the dating part alone he should have
been doing for the past thirty-some years! Was he raised by
wolves and had no human contact?
Yeah...
and they say all look ten years younger.
Jen:
Ditto, only worse than the FLORIDA guy.
He's
in TURKEY. But at least he visits L.A. He just never knows
when!
Lorina:
Aren't there *any* women in Turkey? Just between the two of
us, we must have a had 75% of the male population of that
nation write to us!
But
Alp is a pretty cool name.

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