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Reality
Check
Upon
reading their e-mails, the initial reaction is usually "Yeah,
right." There's a lot of these creatures roaming the
web. They're frightening, but mostly harmless. For whatever
reason, these people seem to think they are just the cream
of the crop, the cat's meow, and a hoot and a holler to boot.
They are the stupid people who think they're smart, the unattractive
who think they're "da bomb," the obese who think
they're athletic, and the dull who think they are witty. Every
now and then, they are: (E) All of the above.
Florida
Fool & A Turkey - obviously distance isn't an obstacle
for some people out there.
Names
Say A Lot - Might be a good idea to have more than
one e-mail account.
Sultan
of Brunei - Another "affluent" man from
the Middle East.
Married
Scum - Right. I'm gonna go for the MARRIED guy who's
twice as old as me.
Think
Before You Type - Yeah, insult my taste, then ask
me out. Good plan.
The
Tale of Dorian Gray - Ok, we get it! You think you
look young for your age!
Dr
Jay - Rather illiterate for a doctor, don't ya think?
Guido
- The World's Oldest Student
Shanker
the Wanker - A classic from the early days with a
superb re-write by Jonn.
One
Dim Bulb - A humorous exchange between my bitter shrew
sister and a paranoid man.
Just
Shoot Me - Well, you asked for it. Turkey? - I can't
even TYPE his name!
Give
My Regards to Broadway
- Get ready to meet someone in just 4 days!
Leftover
Turkey - An older reponse... Yeah. I want HIS last
name!
Macho
Man - It seems ur wait is over!
The
Italian Scallion - Lives in the past & can't spell
European,
or You're a Peon - Watch those compliments... they
might be insults.
With
You... I'm Born Again - I'm not sure "which team"
this guy should be playing on.
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