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You *know* how I feel about these married a-holes. Below is my reply to this creep. I revised the ad after he wrote.

Date: Sat, 11 Sep 1999
Subject: "RATHER WARPED" HA HA HA !!!!!
In response to: In Three Easy Steps

Hi!!!!!!! My name is Paul..I live in Philly.. I LOVE your attitude!!!!! You sound like someone i would be HONORED to know..A little about me..I'm 52 yrs YOUNG..5'10"..a FIT 200 lbs..married..a full head of Dark hair/mustache..(i will send my pic to an E-MAIL address)you have mine..I don't smoke.. (its ok if you do) I'd like to take you out for a drink, i drink Miller Light Beer..YOU?? Hey, if i have piqued your interest, PLEASE get back to me..IF not, then i want to THANK YOU for your time..HAVE A NICE DAY..

Paul

Lorina: My Response:

Hi Paul,

Thank you for reminding me of one more thing to add to my ad. I am not interested in married men. With the hundreds of men who answer this ad, why should I settle for someone who will have no time for me, no energy for me, no money to spend, no intentions of a future with me, and twice my age? Where do you get the nerve to think that anyone would want to be your whore? Take your wife out for a beer. She needs it more than I do.

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