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Sultan
of Brunei
This
guy is one of the self-proclaimed weathy Middle Eastern business
owners trying to add to his imaginary harem of women.
Lorina:
What a pile of BULL! Yeah, I'm sure a successful business
owner of any kind wouldn't be able to spell excellent or area,
let alone have a "69" e-mail address. It's like
"The Secret Life of Walter Mitty" -- probably got
his computer from Rent-a-Center -- he's trying to sound like
he's the fricken Sultan of Brunei scouring the world for beautiful
women to add to his harem.
Maybe
I should just respond with MY day to day activity. I wake
up, I fart loud, I hit snooze, I scratch my ass... I'm too
sexy.
Fritz:
Let me do this line by line:
The
best way I could describe my self, would be By telling you
my day to day activity. This morning I woke up at 4:30am,
Itook my boat out and did a little fishing till 6; 30am "trolling"
Warning
sign #1: This fool wakes up before the sun so he can sit in
a boat and freeze.
Went
back in to my beach house showered & changed for work
arrived at my office at 7:45
Warning
Sign #2: Gets to work before 8am. (Sure I do it sometimes,
but only when I need the cash, and I don't go fishing before
hand!)
Then
started to do some work till 2:00pm, after that I go and play
"squash" till about 4:00pm,
He
doesn't go play squash, he plays "squash"...WTF
are the quotes for? Unless he means he's really "playing
with his squash" as in his GOURD, or his CUCUMBER? It's
his subtle way of saying he goes out for lunch to play with
his "purple-headed yogurt monster." Friggin pervert.
Have
some tea get a report from my employees,
...Make
run-on sentences...
See
if there is any problems, most of the time every thing runs
smoothly, this is because of the exhalant staff I have, I'm
very lucky in this aria,
An
exhalant staff? A staff you use to exhale? This guy is slick!
GET IT?! A staff (pole or rod) used to exhale (blow). He's
using subliminal messages to try and get some oral sex. Pretty
sneaky...
I
will send you a photo of me as soon as I scan one in the computer
but don't worry I'm quite hansom or so my mother tells me.
"or
so my mother tells me" Who is this guy...Forrest Gump?
"Momma always said I was dumb as a box of chocolates."
I
like travelling; we have an apartment in the U.K. and in France
and a house in the U.S.A., and I work in Kuwait.
Who
the hell is "WE"?? Either he's married, has split
personalities, or Mr. Gump still lives with his mother.
Well
that's me in a nutshell.
(insert
Austin Powers joke here)
You
know if you send me your phone number I can talk to you on
the phone.
"...and
tell you more lies about myself"
Thanks
Faisal
Faisal?
I thought I had a bad name...this guy is doomed. He's never
getting laid with a name like that! Can you imagine screaming
his name during moments of passion?
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