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Think
Before You Type
Oh,
man... Some people "just don't get it." If it were
just the typing in all caps, I might forgive him, but he has
less than NOTHING in common with me!!!
Lorina:
Just how STUPID does a guy have to be to write to someone
who obviously loves Austin Powers and say right off the bat
that he HATES it? Yeesh... I could understand not liking it
(well, not really...) but:
1) why mention that, and
2) HATE is an awfully strong word.
But
I really laughed at the culinary school thing & meat helmets.
Gawd! Even *I* don't really know what a meat helmet is, but
I wouldn't look it up in a cookbook!!!
And
another thing... STOP YELLING AT ME!
Fritz:
Geez...it only takes an extra nano-second to press the shift
key if you can manage to leave SHIFT LOCK off...nutsack.
My
translation of his crap:
Hello
my name is the past tense of Draw and I hate every thing you
like, but I'm a doctor of something that I won't divulge and
that automatically makes me attractive. You should write to
me because I'm so much more interesting than anyone you know
and I can show you off to my mother. She will be happy that
I'm not *openly* gay, and that I may one day make her a grandparent.
I like going to bars and I'd like to have a trophy (you!)
to take with me so that all those mean biker guys will stop
calling me a homo and giving me wedgies. I like all kinds
of music, except for anything you like and I insist on listening
to my music at max volume so we can sing. I'm teaching myself
how to give oral sex and so far it is going rather poorly.
I just can't seem to reach my penis with my mouth, so I just
pull on it and aim towards my face. I have pretty good aim,
I must say! (I'm so proud of myself!) Ok, now I'm rambling,
I should go now and practice making goo-goo eyes in the mirror.
Oh, and by the way...I like to talk, but I hate listening
to anything you say. I sure hope you are a good listener!
You can e-mail me at trousersnake@________.net
The
past tense of Draw
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