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Here's an older response from a guy from Turkey. This one was so stereotypical of the foreign e-mails... I thought it was fake. Who knows? It might be.

Date: Fri, 23 Jul 1999 3:53:46 -0700
Subject: 26 y/o, 5 ft. 6 in. tall, North Of Philly, PA
In response to: Call Me Miss Kensington

Hello LADY,
I would like to begin with you a good friendship. If you accept me, I will be very much happy. Because I liked from your page and I was influenced from you. Where shall I begin... My name is JOHN ufuk, living in Turkey. I am an engineer with master degreed. I'm 32 years old, and I live in Izmir, which is a beautiful seaside city near the Aegean Sea. Here is lovely and third big city in Turkey. I am working for a company in Turkey

I am willing to meet a special lady like you, someone who can be my best friend as well as my lover. I believe that to make someone happy, you have to be happy yourself and with your life.

Do you have an e mail? can you send me e mail, post address info or other Communication possibilities? My e mail: ******@yahoo.com

I travel to outside country sometimes.

I am handsome, very energetic and attractive, successful, honest man. I am Also intelligent, romantic, natural, open-minded person. As for my appearance, my height is 178 cm (5'10''), and my weight is 75 kg (160lbs). I have black-white hair and hazel eyes. Can you tell me your other appearance specifications? Can you inform me your current name and surname, please?

I am working as a FACTORY MANAGER in a company. I am mailing to you from here. I would like to say a lot of things. Maybe after

My aims are firstly to know about you, secondly to develop our friendships. I do not know what happens after. If you continue with me, we will see

I am looking for your replies with great excitement. Always remember that I will be good friend for you.

Your photo on your page is really yourself? You seem very pretty, very Beautiful and lovely there.

You sure, I will send my pic In second letter, when I take your message. Now, I can not attach it because of my computer and my ISP problems. I am sorry.

With my hottest feelings! Take care of yourself for me, please.

Best Wishes and Kisses.. For you

John

Fritz: This letter doesn't even need to be picked apart! It's too damn funny all by itself! And that guy's name! BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA! Poor bastard!

It could be worse...it could be John Nofuk, John Wontfuk, John Cantfuk, John Tinypeepee, John Hairybutt, John Takesitinthebutt, John Likesmen, or John Wayne Bobbit.

With my hottest feelings! <snicker>

fritz

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