--- that a flute with no holes is not a flute, and a donut with no hole is a danish I saw your ad and had to reply.... thought we might click My Vitals: 32 single, 6' 1" feet tall, never married, no kids, college educated - grad degree, well read, well travled and taken by your ad. attached is a recent photo... and a little background info :)

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