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Repeat
Offenders
The
crime - multiple e-mails. The punishment - to be brutally
ripped to shreds by our crackpot team of evil critics.
This
really falls into two categories - the copy and pasters and
the desperatos. The copy and pasters send the same message
over and over again to every ad, and probably wonder why they
get so few responses. The desperatos are pathetic desperate
people who think that the more they send you a message, the
more you'll see what a swell fella they are and write back.
NOT BLOODY LIKELY!
Dynamic
Figure - A must-read response. If you're a woman using
online personals, maybe even if you're a man, you'll probably
get this.
Pardon
Me - A disgustingly over-polite response.
Load
of Crap - Multi Level Marketing Moron uses the personals
to boost his pathetic business venture.
Repeat
Offender Speaks! - The hot inside scoop on his motivation
behind the form letter.
The
Dumbass Zone - You are entering another dimension...
Twisted
Steel - Not a very sexy image...
Copy,
Paste, Repeat - C'mon... just reread what you wrote!
TVWeb
or WebTV?
- If you're going to write to EVERYONE, at least don't sound
like a total numbskull.
Big
Dumb Tom - 8 years in the military, and still hasn't
a clue.
Please,
No Mo - A guy who just wouldn't quit.
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