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The Repeat Offender Speaks

You know how I feel about the form letter. A-N-N-O-Y-I-N-G!!! If you go to any other site which offers advice on internet dating and responding to personal ads will tell you the same thing - DON'T WRITE FORM LETTERS!!! After getting this same message half a dozen times, I wrote him back...

Date: Many, many times... last on Tue, 14 Sep 1999
Subject: Hi
In response to: All ads

I like what you said in your ad and I think we could make good friends if not more. I will start by telling you that I am very to the point. I am looking for a girl that knows where she is going and know what she wants out of life. I have a very good job working on computer networks and I like what I do. I also have a bunch of hobbies and I am a very busy guy because of them. My number one hobbies is scuba diving, but I also like taking underwater photos, snow boarding, roller blading, tennis, biking, working out, and working on my cars. I am 29 years old, 6 feet tall, 220lbs, and I have short brown hair. I live in Dumont NJ close to the GWB. I would be more then happy to send you a photo. Do you have a photo you can send me? I am a nice guy and I am only looking for a nice girl to share my life with. I am a very active guy and I try to make the most out of life. I say “He who dies with the most worn out toys wins”. I am also a very fun guy to be around and people tell me I am funny all the time, but it takes time to see that side of me. Tell me about yourself and maybe we can meet some time. I also don't like to send 10,000 e-mails to people. If you like me we will write a couple of times and then I would like to talk on the phone or meet. I am a very nice guy and if you get to know me you will see what I am talking about. I have some photos I can send you if you write me at ______@hotmail.com. Have a good one...:-)


Lorina's Response: Pardon me for being rude
But I don't think you're my kind of dude.

You're the kind to send mass e-mails
To every ad from single females.

You see, I've gotten your mail before
Is writing something new such a chore?

Why didn't you write a little note to me
And show a sign of originality?

I don't like the old copy and paste
To me it seems like such a waste.

ps... In all honesty, your message was one of the better form mail ones. But couldn't you have just written a little paragraph actually RESPONDING to my ad, then pasted your likes, dislikes, etc? After all, I took a long time to write my ad, and I'd like to know you actualy READ it! Knowing this whole message is just a "line" is a big turn off. By the way, dead giveaway that this is a copy and paste - where you asked if I had a photo. There was a photo in my ad.

From: "repeat offender"
Subject: Re: Hi Date: Tue, 14 Sep 1999

Yes it was a cut and paste. The truth is that it takes a long time to write all about yourself over and over and I don’t want to have things missing, so I wrote the one you got. Would you rather have a bunch of one liners? I didn’t like what you said about me not reading your ad. I would never write someone if I didn’t read there ad. I have ran into so many nuts on the web that I now read the ads a little closer then you may think. I’m sorry if my cut and paste insulted you. It was not my intention. I see you have deleted the link to your ad. The truth is that you are not the only person I wrote, so I don’t know who you are. Do you think you can send me the link, or tell me some more about yourself and send me the photo you referred to.
Thanks

Lori's Response: You see... not knowing who I am is precisely the reason I wrote you... Personally, it doesn't bother me one bit if you cut and paste, since I had hundreds of others to possibly respond to, but it's doing a disservice to you. Actually, I've cut and paste a few of the basic facts too when responding, but I always make sure to add a few personally written lines, or a different subject title, not only to actually communicate with the guy, but so I can remember who is who! (I must be a bit anal - I had this thing down to a science!) Your basic message was pretty good, like I said, but it lacks that certain personal touch. Add that (a few lines to the girl) to the message, you'll stand a better chance of meeting that special someone, and you won't have to write to so many different women! I hope you don't take this the wrong way, I really do mean to be helpful. I've looked at some of the ads from women, and some are really boring and don't really say anything about the girl, so it's got to be hard to write something to them, but for those of us who do have a well written ad full of good info, write US something special! That's all I'm asking!

Actually, my ad has been down for some time now, and I'm dating someone I met thru these ads. I wish you all the luck that I'm having with this!

(Ok, so that last bit was a lie... I just wanted to get him "off my scent," so to speak. So... just a week later, I got this response to my ad.)

Date: Thu, 30 Sep 1999
Subject: Hi
In response to: In Three Easy Steps

I like what you said in your ad and I think we could make good friends if not more. I will start by telling you that I am very to the point. I am looking for a girl that knows where she is going and know what she wants out of life. I have a very good job working on computer networks and I like what I do. I also have a bunch of hobbies and I am a very busy guy because of them. My number one hobbies is scuba diving, but I also like taking underwater photos, snow boarding, roller blading, tennis, biking, working out, and working on my cars. I am 29 years old, 6 feet tall, 220lbs, and I have short brown hair. I live in Dumont NJ close to the GWB. I would be more then happy to send you a photo. Do you have any other photos you can send me? I am a nice guy and I am only looking for a nice girl to share my life with. I am a very active guy and I try to make the most out of life. I say “He who dies with the most worn out toys wins”. I am also a very fun guy to be around and people tell me I am funny all the time, but it takes time to see that side of me. Tell me about yourself and maybe we can meet some time. I also don't like to send 10,000 e-mails to people. If you like me we will write a couple of times and then I would like to talk on the phone or meet. I am a very nice guy and if you get to know me you will see what I am talking about. I have some photos I can send you if you write me at ______@hotmail.com. Have a good one...:-)

Lorina: Oh, well... at least he changed that bit about the picture in the ad.

Changing the world... one repeat offender at a time.

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