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Pardon
Me
Ewww...
this guy sent this disgustingly polite little message multiple
times to every single ad I had online. Gross! I
think this guy single handedly gave me an aversion to smilies.
Lorina:
What
the hell is this? Is he asking for a date, or to be pardoned
by the governor?
Hey,
Danny-boy? Perhaps if you didn't waste your time copy and
pasting this same message to every woman in the tri-state
area, and actually took some time to tell some broad about
yourself WITHOUT sounding like a total pathetic begging desperate
dipshit, you might, just MIGHT, find one who will reply to
your response. I know I'm sure as hell not going to write
back to someone who not only doesn't tell me anything about
himself, but writes to every frickin' ad! Great way to make
a gal feel special!
Fritz:
He sounds like a tele-marketer! "Hello, can I speak to
the man or woman of the house? Are you happy with your long
distance carrier? Are you planning any home remodeling in
the near future? Do you or anyone in your home suffer from
hemorrhoids, slurred speech, lupus, piles, or restless leg
syndrome? Is anyone in your household elderly, or planning
to be a senior citizen in the near future? Thank you for listening
to me ramble on like an idiot."
Lorina:
Honestly! It sounds to me like Daniel here's got such LOW
self-esteem that he feels he's interrupting a woman by responding
to her ad. And, the punchline is that sending a form letter
IS viewed as an interruption, whereas if he actually responded
TO the woman, he might stand a chance. We've said it before:
If you sound sorry-assed enough, people will stay away from
you!
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