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It's amazing how you can learn so much about a person in so little words. For instance, his subject title... "Cool Notify" is a program Classifieds2000 has to let you know when new ads that meet your criteria are placed. So... this guy, very new to the internet, is writing to EVERYONE on that list of new ads. That's why he needs the gal to send her complete "ino" regarding herself. Cuz he's writing to so many he won't be able to keep it straight!

Nothing like making a girl feel special!

Date: Fri, 20 Aug 1999 14:54:49 -0700
Subject: Responding to Classified2000 selection Cool Notify
In response to: A Nice Little Evil Person

Greetings!!
From a new tvweb
subscriber. Bare with me.I am a beginner typer
SLOW.Please
send complete Ino.regarding oneself and I will do
the same.Your phone No. would help or I could give you mine

LaterJ.T.

Lorina: TRANSLATION:

Greetings!!
I haven't a clue how I got this e-mail tolook soscrewedup. I don't even know if I amusing webtv or tvweb.I'm so stupid I don't even know thatthe
correctword to use would beto "bear" with me.
But I would also like you to"bare" with me, if you catch my drift.Yes,I am typing with mytoes now.

I know youalready told me alot about yourself inyour ad but, although I am a slow typist and new to theinternet I somehow figured out how to have Classifieds2000 ads from all women to mye-mail address. So, being a dumb-ss, I am sending the exact same mail withthe exactsame message to every woman on the list. So that is whyyou have to send me ino about yourself, becauseotherwise I would not know who you are.

Pleasesend me your phone no. I am too lazy to type thewhole word number. It is much too difficult for an idiotlike me.

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