Twisted
Steel
One
of my other ads got this same response from this fellow
as well. Perhaps I should respond to him to tell him why
he is probably getting so few people to write back to him.
Lorina:
This is about the 3rd or 4th time I got this same email.
Sheesh... Give it a rest! Twisted steel is just not part of
my everyday sexual fantasies. I'm sorry. A twisted sense of
humor is good. Anything more than that, and I picture a cripple.
And steel? What's up with that?
Jonn:
maybe he was in a car accident... that's why all the twisted
steel would be involved.
Lorina:
I was pondering that myself... Perhaps he's the Six Million
Dollar Man! Now I reeeeally feel sorry for him. All he's looking
for in life is to be reunited with Jamie Summers, and here
I am making fun of him. What WAS the $6 Million Man's name?
Oh, yeah... Steve Austin. But we must be careful. He might
be an evil Maskatron.
Ralph:
Ralphs trivia department here.......
Steve
Austin is the name of the six million dollar man. The ever
so popular tv series featured a plane crash that was documentary
footage from NASA of a real test plane smacking the ground.
The actual pilot walked away from the crash with minor burns
and no more left eye.
I
think the name "twisted steel" is the name of a
bad roller coaster out west. Can anyone say...copyright infringement?
Steel
was, apparently, the only word he could rhyme with appeal.
I'd suggest....
1. I'm 200lbs of twisted steel, it hurts, for real!
2. I'm 200lbs of twisted steel. Would you like to feel?
3. I'm 200lbs of twisted steel, but I'm not a good swimmer.
4. I've got 200lbs of A-1 in my meal, it's got steak appeal.
Jen:
Your man of steel is obviously hiding behind a latent homosexual
desire.
Real
men don't need to sound like pornos. At least in their first
emails. After that, well, anything goes. :)
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