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These are the actual, un-edited (except to remove identifying information) responses to my personal ads and our comments on them. This is meant to be taken lightly - this IS basically a humor site! I should warn you... Parental guidance is suggested. Some of these responses are so gross they'd offend even the most insensitive person and some of our comments about these e-mails are just as offensive, but just take it with a grain of salt. If that doesn't help, take several grains of salt, a slice of lemon, and some tequila.

Just Plain Ick - Tasteless, vile and disgusting. Reading Comprehension - Just read the friggen ad!
Wuh Duh Fuh - We're not quite sure just what these people are saying. Scary People - The kind of weirdos your mother warned you about.
TMI Disasters - Some people just share too much information. Repeat Offenders - They send messages over and over again.
Reality Check - These folks need a good hard look in the mirror. Sap E-Mails - Messages so sugar-coated, you'll want to throw up.
Nasty Boys - If you can't say something nice... Yawn - The most god-awful boring e-mails ever.
Cool Dudes - Looking for a few good men? My Ads - What started this whole mess.
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