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Cabin In The Woods

Ooh, baby! I just love these fantasy scenerios! This one is so cheesy... the way he has everything so "June Cleaver" proper -- wearing swimsuits and pajamas and stuff. Barf.

Date: Thu, 22 Jul 1999 21:01:40 -0400
Subject: Hi neighbor...
In response to: Call Me Miss Kensington

Hi neighbor... where "North of Philly" do you live? I'm in WillowGrove. If you send me your e-mail address, I'll be able to send you a picture. In the mean time, Picture this... a cabin in the woods... up in the mountains. There's about ten inches of snow on the ground. It's chilly outside... perfect cuddling weather. We'll be sipping red wine in front of the roaring fire... (It's good for your cholesterol). With my right hand I gently massage the back of your head, where all of the tension builds up... it feels good, doesn't it?

I'll slowly work my way down to your neck and shoulders... relieving all of the stress and getting your blood flowing again. then your lower back... eventually I start massaging your thigh... your inner thigh. After working my way down to your ankles, I massage each of your toes... individually. Then I run my tongue up the back of your leg, sending a pleasant, enjoyable chill down your spine.

By this time, the hot tub is full... we'll hop in (wearing bathing suits, of course)... and just lie there, in each other's arms... sipping champaign... The thrust from the jacuzzi jets stimulate every part of your body. We just lie there staring up at our reflections in the mirror on the ceiling,while the mirrors on the walls get steamed up because of the heat from the hot tub. Then it's off to the shower to cool off... we'll stand there (still in our bathing suits) while the multi-head shower cools us down. I'll reach over and grab a bottle of shampoo from the shelf... then I'd lather up your gorgeous hair... lovingly caressing your scalp. Feels good, doesn't it? After rinsing... we'd dry off in the largest, thickest terri-cloth towel you have ever seen.

Then it's off to bed (wearing pajamas, of course)where we cuddle under a nice warm thick down comforter... with the sound of the wind in the background as it beats against the side of the cabin... and the gentle crackling of the fire as it dies down, lulling us to sleep. Sounds like fun?

Lorina: "Picture this... a cabin in the woods..." How many horror films have started like that!?

Jonn: my favoite part... "eventually I start massaging your thigh... your INNER thigh."

Jen: I so much prefer when they rub my outer thighs.

Lorina: I just love it when guys massage my goiter.

Jonn: ooh baby.... I am so turned on right now... ya know... I'm really not getting a damn thing done here... *lol*

Jen: Hang on, did this guy just say "it's good for your cholesterol"???? How is that even vaguely romantic? Or sexual?? Weirdo.

Lorina: How OLD is this guy anyway!? I live on Taco Bell and Mountain Dew... how concerned with my cholesterol am I?

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